UD | How to Win at Thanksgiving

If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version November 14, 2012 Thankonia A Guide to Thanksgiving Dominance VITALS White House Chef Menu Consultation official website Knife Master Chiharu Sugai official website KnifeSpa official website NFL Referee for Hire official website Flag Football with Tiki Barber official website The Tigers won the AL pennant, and the Pistons... well, the less said about them, the better. But now UrbanDaddy’s award-winning free mobile app, The Next Move, has landed in Detroit. Use it in your quest to power-lunch with auto execs or go dancing on a Tuesday with your mistress someplace that still plays Motown. Or just to say that you have every key to the Motor City. Soon, bread will be broken and turkey will be carved. Soon, thanks will be given and drink will be drunk. And soon... you’ll realize you’re doing it all wrong. Thanksgiving, that is. Which is why we’re about to show you How to Win at Thanksgiving. First... That whole food thing. Better call for backup... Roland Meisner—aka the longest-standing White House chef in history—should do. Give him a call. He’ll answer and everything. The two of you can talk about recipes he used to serve at 1600 Penn as it relates to your own dining room. And guests. And your taste buds. Oh, right. Knives... You’ll need those, too. Sharp ones. The kitchen version of Enter the Dragon ones. The way we see it, you’ve got two options here: 1) Chiharu Sugai—he’s the apprentice of Japan’s top blade-sharpening guy. Big on discipline. Loves slicing things. 2) Guido and Italo Ambrosi—their ancestors were Moleti immigrants. Basically, the masters of making things sharper. Send them your blades and they’ll send them back way sharper. Moving on... To backyard football. Time to bring in the pros... Like Jerry Markbreit. He’s a former NFL referee who’ll gladly come to your house and officiate your family’s game of two-hand touch. Or better yet, if you’re nearish NYC, hit us up on Perks and get Tiki Barber to come over and jump in the game. Yes, the real Tiki Barber. Fake Tiki Barber had a prior engagement. Note: White House Chef Menu Consultation, eat like the leader of the free world here; Knife Master Chiharu Sugai and KnifeSpa, chiffonade like the wind here or here; NFL Referee for Hire, play the most excessive game of backyard football ever here; Flag Football with Tiki Barber, tell Grandma to sit this one out here FORWARD this article to a friend INVITE your friends to join UD GET the UD mobile app PERKS check them out     Account Details: Favorites   2   Available Perks   16   Invites Sent   0   My UD   |   Edit Settings   UrbanDaddy is pure editorial. You can't buy love from the Daddy. About Us   |    Archives   |    My UD   |    Perks   |    Contact   |    Jobs   |    Advertise   |    Tips Email Issues   |    Privacy Policy   |    User Agreement   |    Unsubscribe   |    Editorial Policy 900 Broadway, Suite 808 New York, NY 10003 © 2012 UrbanDaddy. All Rights Reserved.