Southern Sass: UD | All the Nudity and Party Hats Your Weekend Deserves

12.27.2012

UD | All the Nudity and Party Hats Your Weekend Deserves

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12/27/12

The weekend will see you next year.

PERK ALERT

Top-Shelf Champagne, Delivered

Hey, here’s an extra $100 toward gift sets of top-shelf spirits and champagne—delivered. (It’s okay if you’re gifting yourself.) Also: take up to 75% off technologically advanced winter coats from Aether and 30% off a seriously nifty phone-charging tripod (with a really weird name).


411:	$100 gets you $200 at ReserveBar; winter coats from Aether; Fuse Chicken’s Une Bobine

NUDE FOR THOUGHT

How to Make Everyone More Naked

You’re going to take pictures on Monday night. Pictures of champagne waterfalls and dance floors and naked people. Well, fake-naked people at least. Just run them through the Nudifier. You know... the Nudifier. It’s a new iPhone app that simulates pixilated nudity in your pictures. Here’s hoping you don’t need this.


411:	Nudifier, undress people with your phone’s eyes here

THE SKINNY

This Pertains to Skinny Dipping

And while we’re on the subject of naked people, here’s an online calendar full of them. It’s the new Skinny Dipping Report—that ever-faithful bastion of clothing-optional aquatics. In other words, it’s a 2013 calendar highlighting the world’s best skinny dipping spots. With pictures. Which is important.


411:	The 2013 Skinny Dipping Report, skin it to win it here

CLIP ART

Turning NYE into One Big Music Video

Four days. That’s how much time you have to prepare for New Year’s Eve. Step 1: Download this app that takes the videos from your phone and turns them into 15-second music videos that you can reminisce upon over eggs benedict on January 1. Step 2: Actually, you’re done. That’ll do.


411:	Strum, you oughta be in pictures here

HAT TRICK

Party Hats Just Got Real

Pretty soon, you’ll be off to some ball droppery to get all 2013. And it’ll be great. One for the books. But you’ll be damned if you’re not showing up in an unnecessarily pointy and unnecessarily leathery party hat complete with grosgrain ribbon ties. Seriously. You’ll be damned.


411:	Otaat Party Hats, get to the point here

SMELL’S BELLS

Soaps That Smell Like Canyons

We’d like to propose a toast. To your health. To your happiness. To your newfound ability to smell exactly like Red Rock Canyon. You see, some wilderness-y guys just made a bunch of soaps designed to smell like specific outdoor areas. Like Big Sur or wherever. So... enjoy smelling like that.