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2.29.2016

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You’ve had the night to process that strange conglomeration of embroidered eveningwear, environmental awareness and diversity training that was the 2016 Academy Awards. Now please select the hasht
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February 29, 2016
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You’ve had the night to process that strange conglomeration of embroidered eveningwear, environmental awareness and diversity training that was the 2016 Academy Awards.

Now please select the hashtag that best summarizes your feelings:

A. #stillprettywhite
B. #justsoso
C. #isitoveryet
D. #abevigodalives

Yeah, we don’t really know which one to pick either.

Instead, we’re giving this thing one more look by awarding the Oscars to the Oscars themselves. You’ll find every cringeworthy moment right here. If you’re looking for where to put your statuette, you’ll find our considered opinion on the matter as well.

It wouldn’t be the day after the Oscars without it.
 
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